How to Have a Perfect 24 Hours in Hamburg, Germany - Travelerette

How to Have a Perfect 24 Hours in Hamburg, Germany

Before I visited Hamburg, I assumed it was about as German as a city could get. After all, it’s the second largest city in the whole country, and it remains an important German port. Even the name is super fun to say with a German accent. (JAWOHL! HAMBURG!) But in fact, Hamburg was an independent country until 1871, which means that California has been part of the United States longer than Hamburg has been part of Germany. It has its own cuisine, its own way of life, and its own dialect. If you’re lucky enough to have a few days to spend there, you’ll soon fall in love with Hamburg’s own special charm.

Morning: St Michael’s Church

Address: Englische Planke 1

Hours: 10-5:30 in the Winter, 9-7:30 in the Summer

Price: 7 Euros to Visit the Tower and Crypt

If you only visit one church in Hamburg, let it be St. Michael’s Lutheran church. It’s a Baroque church that dates to the 17th century! (OOOH!) It has the largest crypt in Northern Europe! (AAAAH!) Famous composer Johannes Brahms was baptized here. (WOW!) Whether you like climbing a spire with a view, descending into a creepy, German-language-only crypt, or simply exploring a gorgeous gold and white Baroque interior, this church will have something to please you.

It even has a stained glass monk giving some vicious side-eye! What could be better than that?

Travelerette Tip: Ascend the famous tower of St. Michael’s as early in the day as possible in order to beat the crowds. If you wait, you’ll have to share space with so many wiggling German children that you’ll start to get the urge to push one over the edge. But the crowds are worth it in order to get such a dazzling view of the city! And you can even take an elevator to the top, so it’s possible to get this view even if you’re not up for climbing a whole bunch of teeny Baroque stairs.

Here you can see the famous Elbe River that makes Hamburg such an important port city.

And here you can get a pretty good view of the new Elbphilharmonie Concert Hall that looks like a crown of glassy waves. Don’t worry because we’re going to get a better view of this building tomorrow.

Travelerette Treasure: It will not surprise regular readers of this blog to know that I prefer the creepy crypt under the church to the soaring view above it. It’s quite cold and German-language only, just like I like my men. Plus they have this weird bird claw doohickey…

I’m not sure exactly what this is, but I feel it’s probably something a character on Game of Thrones would use to take vengeance of their enemies.

The most famous grave in the crypt belongs to Carl Philipp Emmanuel Bach, the son of legendary German composer J.S. Bach. CPE Bach was a musician in his own right and worked as a Musical Director in Hamburg for years. I wonder who left that rose there?

Maybe there was a woman who was secretly in love with CPE Bach, and now she can only express her feelings through the power of flower, so she leaves a fresh rose at his grave every day. But since Bach died in 1788, that would certainly make her dead too. And how would a ghost get ahold of a rose? It’s possible this theory has some holes in it.

Early Afternoon: The Old Elbe Tunnel

Address: Bei den St. Pauli-Landungsbrücken 5

“Urgh, Travelerette,” you are probably thinking. “Now you are so far gone that you’re recommending tunnels as tourist attractions? Isn’t a tunnel just a place you go when you want to get murdered by a Zombie Mole Person or something?” Never you fear, Internet Stranger! I would never send you to be murdered by a Mole Person, zombie or otherwise. The Elbe Tunnel really is one of the coolest attractions in Hamburg.

This engineering marvel was constructed in 1911, and it goes right under the Elbe River. You can take the elevator up and down, or you can walk, depending on your fancy and the strength of your stems. The Elbe Tunnel was the first European river tunnel, so walking through it is like walking through history. And for those travelers on a budget, it is completely free. So there’s no excuse for passing it up!

Travelerette Tip: Once you get to the other side of the Elbe, don’t just head back right away. If you stay on the Southern bank a little while, you can get some lovely views of the city. Can you see that spire in the distance? That’s St. Michael’s church, where we just were! It seems like such a long time ago, but it was only this morning. Time flies when you’re having fun!

Travelerette Treasure: My favorite thing about the Elbe Tunnel are these terracotta moldings on the walls. Most of them depict aquatic creatures like the lobster, which is fitting for an underwater tunnel.

But some of them show more outlandish things like this representation of naked babies driving a horse-drawn chariot. I feel like there must be some sort of story behind this because normally people make babies put clothes on before allowing them to drive horses. If you know it, please email the answer to

Lunch: Breuke 10

Address: St. Pauli-Landungsbrücken 10

Once you cross back over to the North Side of the Elbe, you’re going to want to eat. Hamburg, being on the water, is famous for its seafood and those terracotta designs of sea creatures have probably made you crave a fishie of your very own to eat.

I suggest stopping at Brueke 10, which is a fast food stand right along the Elbe for some fine Fischbroetchen, which basically means fish sandwich. Mine was the amazingly fresh Backfisch sandwich, which tastes like the world’s greatest Filet o’ Fish sandwich, but the shrimp and crab-wiches looked very popular too. The line can get long, so make sure you leave plenty of time to place your order. We need to get ready for our tour at 2 PM.

You should pair your sandwich with a Fritz-Kola, a highly caffeinated soda made by a couple of local Hamburgers that is omnipresent throughout the city. I definitely had one every day when I was in Hamburg. They come in a variety of flavors if you don’t like the taste of cola.

Late Afternoon: Harbor, St. Pauli, and Reeperbahn Walking Tour

Hours: 2 PM Daily

It’s easy to get St. Pauli and the Reeperbahn confused, so let me give you a bit of background. St. Pauli is kind of like the hipster neighborhood in Hamburg, and the Reeperbahn is a red light district inside St. Pauli. Being a solo female traveler, I wasn’t interested in visiting this area at night by myself. Also, when it comes to fun times, I’m more likely to get my jollies meeting ghost lovers of German composers in a crypt or eating a fish sandwich than checking out Live! Nude! Girls! But I did want to see Hamburg’s most notorious neighborhood, if only to share my tips with you on my blog.

That’s why I decided to check out Robin and the Tourguides Free Walking Tour of St. Pauli and the Reeperbahn. I could get all the gossip about this area without having drunk guys puke on my shoes. Robin and the Tourguides is run by a local man, rather unshockingly named Robin, although the guides themselves come from all over. Our guide, Brent, was an American who has lived in Hamburg for many years, and I was pleasantly surprised with how much he knew about the city. He certainly taught me more than…

three fun facts about st. pauli, the harbour, and the reeperbahn

1) The St. Pauli neighborhood in Hamburg has traditionally been known for its left-wing politics and the presence of squatters. Because of gentrification, the squatters have been forced out of their homes from time to time, but they have always resisted. One form that this resistance took was the creation of Park Fiction, pictured above. The locals wanted to create this space into a park, but there was no support from the government. So they just decided to treat it as if it were a park, even though it wasn’t, hence the name Park Fiction. Eventually people treated it as a park for so long that the park became a reality.

I like that story and the name Park Fiction has a nice ring to it! I think Quentin Tarantino should turn it into a movie starring John Travolta and Samuel L. Jackson as scrappy locals and Harvey Keitel as the evil mayor who won’t support the park.

2) We are now in the Reeperbahn, and this is the famous Herbertstrasse, which I was not allowed to walk down. It is lined with sex workers peddling their wares, and there’s a big sign on the outside of this fence saying that women of any age and minors are not allowed to walk down the street. Brent told us that if any women tried to walk down the street, we could get trash thrown on us or worse. I think that’s sexist! And aren’t there any lesbians in Hamburg? But now was not the time to try to raise  people’s consciousness.

Brent also warned us not to take any pictures on the other side of the fence because it would make the sex workers angry to have their privacy invaded. He then took all the women in the group, plus any men who didn’t want to walk down Herbertstrasse, around to the other side of the fence, while any men who were curious could walk down the street. I heard one of the men later telling his wife that there were no women out that early in the day, but maybe he was just being diplomatic so she wouldn’t get jealous.

3) This tiny little police station in the Reeperbahn is actually the busiest police station in Germany, even though it is in charge of the smallest precinct in Europe. Brent warned us that many scams designed to target tourists keep the police busy. He said that one recent popular scam was to get people to buy drinks without telling them how much the drinks cost, and then presenting them with a gargantuan bill at the end of the evening. If people don’t want to pay, a big bouncer threatens them until they agree. I have to say, hearing Brent’s tale did not make me regret my decision to not go into the Reeperbahn.

Travelerette Tip: Because the tour meets at the harbor, a trip on the super cheap ferry is part of the tour. This is obviously not included in the price of the tour, so make sure you have about 2 Euros with you so you can buy a ferry ticket.

Speaking of bringing cash, though the tour is technically free, remember that guides on a free tour work for tips, so don’t stiff them! I try to tip 20 Euros if I go on a free tour and the guide does a good job. (Brent definitely earned his tip!) Please pay as much as you can afford.

Travelerette Treasure: I was raised by a certified Beatle-maniac, so I was most interested in the part of the tour that took us through the areas where the Beatles used to play. This square pictured above is Beatles Square, and it has statues of all five Beatles: John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, a hybrid of Pete Best and Ringo Starr, and Stu Sutcliffe.

If you’re starting to think I’m going insane, remember that the Beatles’ lineup changed a lot in their first few years, and their original drummer was Pete Best, not Ringo Starr. Stu Sutcliffe was a guitar player who was part of the Beatles while they were playing in Hamburg, but he ended up leaving the group and then dying of an aneurysm at a young age. I think that’s the most depressing life story I’ve heard in quite some time. Although maybe it was better for him that he never learned how famous the Beatles would become without him.

Early Evening: Planten un Blomen Park

Planten un Blomen Park is the prettiest spot that I found in Hamburg. You can while away more than a couple of hours there, staring at gorgeous waters…

eyeing brilliantly bright blooms…

and generally feeling at peace with nature in one of Germany’s busiest cities.

Fun Fact! Planten un Blomen is actually “Low German”, which is the language historically spoken in Hamburg. In regular German, the name of the park is Pflanzen und Blumen.

Travelerette Tip: Just be aware that there are several streets that cut through the park, so just because you are seeing traffic doesn’t mean that the park has ended. Keep going across the street, or you might miss fascinating sights like this double slanted fountain!

Tip Two: If you run through this fountain, you’re going to get wet.

Travelerette Treasure: On the way to the park, stop at Luicella’s Ice Cream on Detlev-Bremer-Straße 46 for a little snack. You can get two different flavors in one cup and a bonus flavor on top. I opted for cherry yogurt and rice pudding flavors with a fun topping of mango. The colors went so beautifully together, but the taste combination was even better.

Evening: Hamburger Fischerstube

Address: Colonnaden 49

The name of this restaurant literally translates to something like “Hamburger Fish Pub”, which I think is delightfully blunt. Germans just get right to the point, don’t they? Anyway, this restaurant is a great no-frills place to sample Hamburgian seafood treats. What they will lack in presentation, they will make up for in homey flavor!

For an appetizer, I tried the local eel soup, which is made with eels but also ham, prunes, and apples. It was savory and sweet at the same time, kind of like a honey baked ham. I didn’t get much eel flavor, but it seemed to add a bit of saltyness to the dish, which is always welcome.

For my main course, I tried the Pannfisch, which is the largest fish dish ever invented by humans. It’s two giant pieces of different fish, in this case one whitefish and one salmon, served with a mound of potatoes and a rich mustard sauce. It tastes unbelievable, but the only way you will finish it is if you have four stomachs like a cow.

I didn’t have a dessert; instead I drank an Alsterwasser, which is a Pilsner mixed with lemon soda. It’s very specific to Northern Germany, although Germans all over like to mix beer with lemonade. So that was enough sweets for me.

Travelerette Tip: The staff here doesn’t all speak English, but they all could understand English, and I understand enough German to communicate effectively. As long as you’re polite and try your best, you should be fine.

And That’s How to Have a Perfect Day in Hamburg!

What would you do with one day in Hamburg? Have you ever eaten both Pannfisch and Fischbroetchen in one day? And do you know anyone who’s had a tougher life than Stu Sutcliffe? Please leave your thoughts below!

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Who is the Travelerette? I am a native New Yorker who doesn't know how to drive or ride a bicycle. I speak French very well and Japanese very badly. In five years I have traveled in six continents, 26 countries, and 86 cities. My next travel goal is to visit all 50 states (and DC) in five years.

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